People At The Mall

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1. “Cool” Cats

These people are USUALLY teenagers. Who am I kidding, they’re always teenagers.

They NEVER do anything at the mall, except for sitting/standing and talking with their friends.

In their opinion this is “cool”.

2. Leeches

(Why am I doing this animal theme thing??)

These “leeches” are people selling stuff. The reason why I call ’em leeches is because they STICK to you.

Them: Hi there! Would you spend your valuable time to just check out this new and affective cream product?

Me: Uhhh

Them: GREAT! Just come this way! This cream product is most affective and softens your skin and has a TERRIFIC fragrance.

Me: Uh Ma’am? I uh need to go now

Them: BUT that’s not all!

Me: Grrr

Them: For all of our customers this product is ONLY 5.99 but for you, we’ll throw in an extra for only 6.99!

Me: No thanks *starts to turn away*

Them: And only for an extra 50 cents we will show a special tutorial right here, right now!

Me: No thank you *runs away*

3. Bored And Boring Sales Associates

These people are those associates who don’t give a heck about you or your shopping.. They don’t care if you need a new dress for your first date or prom.

Me: Hi there! I was just wondering if you had this dress in other colors?

Them: Naw

Me: Oh.. Um any in the back?

Them: I don’t think so

Me: Oh okay.. What about sizes?

Them: Naw

Like SERIOUSLY? Here I am stressing for what to wear on what to wear for my first day of Grade 6 and your acting like a stubborn pig? GRR indeed!

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